Effective Date: 04/29/2025
Hey there, welcome to Moron Mayhem! We're stoked that you're joining us. But before you start having too much fun, there are some official (but still pretty cool) Terms of Service we need to lay down. By playing our Game, using our services, or even just poking around, you're saying "Yep, I'm in." If you don't agree to these terms, that's ok, but no Game for you. Let's get to it!
By logging in, signing up, or just clicking around, you're agreeing to these Terms, and any future updates we may toss in. You're cool with us making changes, right? If not, we're sad to see you go, but we won't hold it against you.
Okay, time to make your account. We know you're excited, but before you sign up, here's what you need to know:
Here's the deal – we own the Game, all its cool stuff, and anything that makes it run. We're letting you play it for fun, but don't get any wild ideas about owning it. You get a license to play, but we still control the fun.
This is where we tell you that everything in the Game belongs to us or our partners – the code, the art, the music, the everything. You can enjoy it, but you can't copy it, steal it, or sell it. Simple, right?
User-Generated Content: If you share stuff in the Game – like chat, forums, or cool pictures – you're giving us permission to use, tweak, and share it with the world.
Don't be a jerk. This is a community of people who just want to have fun, and we'll kick you out if you ruin it for others.
We all know how tempting it is to spend money on shiny new in-game goodies, and we're here for it. But, just so you know:
Refunds: We're not in the business of refunds, especially after you've used your content, but if we totally mess something up (like delivery), we'll make it right.
Delays: Sometimes life happens. If there's a delay, we'll let you know and get things sorted as quickly as possible.
⚠️ Quick Heads-Up Before You Smash That Buy Button:
By completing this purchase, you agree to receive your shiny digital stuff immediately (because waiting is for suckers).
This means you're also waiving your right to a refund, unless the law in your country says otherwise (looking at you, EU).
So don't click "buy" unless you're sure you want it.
We don't do buyer's remorse, rage-quits, or refunding just because your cat walked across the keyboard.
We can suspend or ban your account if you break the rules. We know it sounds harsh, but we take keeping the Game fun seriously. If we do, don't expect a refund.
Ok, here's where we cover our butts a little. We try our best to keep everything running smoothly, but we're not liable if things go south.
Your use of the Game is subject to our Privacy Policy, which is equally important. By playing the Game, you're agreeing to let us handle your data as we describe there. Don't worry, we're not selling your personal info (promise!).
If we end up in a legal tangle, we'll settle things under Florida law. Don't worry, we're not expecting any drama – we'd rather be playing the Game too. But if it does happen, arbitration is the way to go.
We can update these Terms whenever we feel like it. When we do, we'll post the new version here and update the effective date. If you keep playing after we update, you're agreeing to the new terms.
Beta Testers, You Brave Souls 🧪
The Game's still in beta, which means it's a beautiful work-in-progress. By continuing to play, you're cool with the fact that we might change things – including these Terms – on the fly. If you stick around after the updates drop, that means you accept the new rules, no whining.
Also, if you send us feedback, bug finds, or just wild ideas, you agree we can use that info however we need – whether it's fixing broken stuff, making the Game better, or training our AI overlords. Thanks for being part of the mayhem.
Got questions? Need help? Want to send us fan mail?
👉 Email us at: admin@moronmayhem.com