Privacy Policy

Effective Date: 04/29/2025

Welcome to Moron Mayhem, the online multiplayer game (the "Game") operated by Serious Mayhem ("we," "our," "us"). We take your privacy seriously – just as seriously as we take trash-talking in-game. This Privacy Policy lays out what we collect, how we use it, who we share it with, and what rights you have. No legalese, no BS – just the facts.

By playing the Game or using our services, you agree to the practices outlined below. If any part makes you uncomfortable, we respect that – just maybe don't use the Game.

1. What We Collect (a.k.a. The Data Loot)

We collect different types of info depending on how you interact with the Game:

🧍Personal Info You Provide

When you create an account, make in-game purchases, or interact with certain features of the Game, we may collect:

  • Username & email – Needed for account creation and login.
  • Payment data – We see transaction history, not your card info. Payments go through third-party processors who know what they're doing.
  • Messages to us – Support requests, feedback, bug reports, rage quits – we keep them to help improve the experience.

📊 Usage Data

We collect:

  • Login times, gameplay progress, session durations, kill/death ratio, and how many sticky socks you're hoarding under your bed (we're not judging).
  • Device details like IP address, browser, OS, device type, crash logs.

🍪 Cookies & Trackers

Yes, we use cookies. They help us understand how you use our Game and website and make it better (and faster). Full cookie details are in the Cookie Policy below.

2. Why We Collect It (Not Just for Fun)

We use your info to:

  • Run the Game and make it awesome.
  • Process purchases and send you receipts or other important updates.
  • Personalize stuff (like offers or in-game features)
  • Prevent cheating, fraud, and other dumb behavior.
  • Send updates, promos, or community news (only if you've said "yes")
  • Comply with legal requirements – because jail sucks.

3. How We Share Your Info (No, We're Not Snitches)

We never sell your personal info. But we do share it when necessary:

  • With service providers (e.g., payment processors, cloud hosts, analytics platforms).
  • Legal stuff – If the law says jump, we ask how high. We'll disclose info if required by subpoenas, court orders, etc.
  • Business changes – If we merge, get bought, or sell assets (happens to the best of us), your info might transfer with us.

4. Your Rights (AKA Player Controls IRL)

Depending on your location (especially if you're in the EU/UK), you may have the right to:

  • Access, correct, or delete your data
  • Object to or restrict processing
  • Withdraw consent at any time
  • Lodge a complaint with a data authority
  • Move your data elsewhere (data portability)

Want to exercise your rights? Email: admin@moronmayhem.com. We got you.

5. Data Security (Fortress Mode Enabled)

We use industry-standard safeguards (encryption, access controls, etc.). But no system is unhackable. You play online – so you get it. Keep your passwords tight, and don't share them.

6. Children's Privacy (No Tiny Mayhem Please)

The Game isn't made for kids under 13. If we find out someone underage signed up, we'll delete their info faster than a tumble down garbage mountain.

7. International Transfers

Our servers or providers might be outside your country (including outside the EU/EEA). We only transfer data where allowed and use mechanisms like standard contractual clauses to keep it legal and safe.

8. Policy Updates (No Surprise Patches)

We'll post updates here and change the "Effective Date" above. If the changes are big, we'll notify you (probably with a popup or email).