Effective Date: 04/29/2025
Cookies aren't just delicious - they also help us run Moron Mayhem smoothly. Here's the breakdown:
Cookies are tiny files stored on your device. They help websites remember stuff like your session, preferences, or that you hate sound effects.
| Type | What They Do |
|---|---|
| Essential | Required to make the site work. Like login, game access, purchases. |
| Performance | Tell us how people use the site (pages visited, session time). Helps us improve. |
| Functional | Remember your preferences (e.g. language, settings, game audio toggles). |
| Marketing/Targeting | Help us show relevant ads on other platforms (if you've opted in). |
Our partners (e.g. Google, Meta, analytics tools) may place cookies too. We only work with platforms that respect privacy laws. You can manage these through your preferences.
For more info:
Look, we might use some big-brain data wizardry to show ads that actually make sense for you. That means using aggregated, anonymized info – like "Hey, 3,000 mayhem-loving mutants clicked this banner" – so advertisers can aim their chaos cannons in the right direction.
👉 What we won't do:
We never share your actual personal info (like your email, username, or secret love for the sticky sock) with advertisers. No names. No direct profiles. No creepy tracking across 10,000 sites.
👉 What we might do:
We might let advertisers know something like "a bunch of morons aged 18-35 really love this game mode," so they can serve ads that don't make you roll your eyes. Same goes for us – we might run ads about Moron Mayhem to people who we think would love it as much as you do.
So yes: ads may be targeted, but your identity stays locked up tighter than the see-through plastic jeans you're wearing.
You're in control of your cookie settings:
Disabling some cookies may affect gameplay or website features. Your call.
By using our site or Game, you agree to the cookie usage outlined above. If not, adjust your cookie settings or stop using our services.
Questions? Complaints? Cookie rants?
👉 Email us at: admin@moronmayhem.com
We get it – cookies aren't everyone's favorite digital snack. But we use them to keep Moron Mayhem running smoother than your last rizz attempt, but that's never smooth – so easy to do. Below is a feed of every cookie we use. You can change your preferences or withdraw consent anytime. You're in control, commander.
👉 Manage your cookie settings:
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We update this list periodically, so it's accurate – even if we add new cookies or partners.
Disable non-essential cookies by adjusting your preferences above. Just keep in mind: if you block certain cookies, some features might not work as expected.
Hit us up anytime at admin@moronmayhem.com. We won't bite (unless you're a cookie).